/* This JavaScript (Random Quotes) developed by Scott Clark
The Source is available at http://www.clarksco.com/blog/
Copyright 2005 Clark Consulting */
var num_of_quotes = 49;
quotes = Math.floor (num_of_quotes * Math.random());
if (quotes==0) {
title="";
body="The Constitution gives us all the right to be a moron.
-Bill O'Reilly";
}
if (quotes==1) {
title="";
body="A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
-Friedrich Nietzsche.";
}
if (quotes==2) {
title="";
body="You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star.
-Friedrich Nietzsche.";
}
if (quotes==3) {
title="";
body="The only paradise is paradise lost.
-Marcel Proust.";
}
if (quotes==4) {
title="";
body="If a little dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is not to dream less but to dream more, to dream all the time.
-Marcel Proust";
}
if (quotes==5) {
title="";
body="It is a mistake to speak of a bad choice in love, since as soon as a choice exists, it can only be bad.
-Marcel Proust";
}
if (quotes==6) {
title="";
body="I was busy doing something close to nothing but different than the day before.
-Prince";
}
if (quotes==7) {
title="";
body="There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them.
-Sylvia Plath";
}
if (quotes==8) {
title="";
body="Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
-Dr. Seuss";
}
if (quotes==9) {
title="";
body="Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can only read the title.
-Virginia Woolf";
}
if (quotes==10) {
title="";
body="You cannot gain peace by avoiding life.
-Virginia Woolf";
}
if (quotes==11) {
title="";
body="Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
-Woody Allen";
}
if (quotes==12) {
title="";
body="It takes a woman to be a gentleman.
-anonymous";
}if (quotes==13) {
title="";
body="One of the oldest human needs is having someone to wonder where you are when you don't come home at night.
-Margaret Mead";
}
if (quotes==14) {
title="";
body="Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
-Erica Jong";
}
if (quotes==15) {
title="";
body="What people say behind your back is your standing in the community.
-Edgar Watson Howe";
}
if (quotes==16) {
title="";
body="We probably wouldn't worry about what people think of us if we could know how seldom they do.
-Olin Miller";
}
if (quotes==17) {
title="";
body="There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
-Friedrich Nietzsche";
}
if (quotes==18) {
title="";
body="The more you let yourself go, the less others let you go.
-Friedrich Nietzsche";
}
if (quotes==19) {
title="";
body="Without music, life would be a mistake.
-Friedrich Nietzsche";
}
if (quotes==20) {
title="";
body="I like the way you talk about nothing and make it worth your while.
-PM Dawn";
}
if (quotes==21) {
title="";
body="Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
-Oscar Wilde";
}
if (quotes==22) {
title="";
body="A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-Gloria Steinem";
}
if (quotes==23) {
title="";
body="Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein";
}
if (quotes==24) {
title="";
body="Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.
-John Lennon";
}
if (quotes==25) {
title="";
body="Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
-Albert Einstein";
}
if (quotes==26) {
title="";
body="There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
-Oscar Levant";
}
if (quotes==27) {
title="";
body="Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
-Albert Einstein";
}
if (quotes==28) {
title="";
body="Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do.
-Bertrand Russell";
}
if (quotes==29) {
title="";
body="The dumbest people I know are those who know it all.
-Malcolm Forbes";
}
if (quotes==30) {
title="";
body="Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events, not of words. Trust movement.
-Alfred Adler";
}
if (quotes==31) {
title="";
body="You always admire what you really don't understand.
-Blaise Pascal";
}
if (quotes==32) {
title="";
body="Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
-Lewis Carroll";
}
if (quotes==33) {
title="";
body="There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.
-Albert Schweitzer";
}
if (quotes==34) {
title="";
body="And if every life has got a reason
U can be mine.
-Prince";
}
if (quotes==35) {
title="";
body="I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
-Woody Allen";
}
if (quotes==36) {
title="";
body="You're an ocean wave, I'm waving as I drown.
-World Party";
}
if (quotes==37) {
title="";
body="Life is just a game, we're all just the same...don't you wanna play?
-Prince";
}
if (quotes==38) {
title="";
body="Some people want to die so they can be free. Controversy.
-Prince";
}
if (quotes==39) {
title="";
body="Saving wildlife and wilderness is the responsibility of all thinking people. Greed and personal gain must not be permitted to decimate, despoil and destroy the earth's irreplaceable treasure for its existence is essential to the human spirit and the well-being of the earth as a whole. All life has just one home - the earth - and we as the dominant species must take care of it.
-Dr. Dame Daphne Sheldrick";
}
if (quotes==40) {
title="";
body="Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear.
-John Lennon";
}
if (quotes==41) {
title="";
body="Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-Anonymous";
}
if (quotes==42) {
title="";
body="The hottest love has the coldest end.
-Socrates";
}
if (quotes==43) {
title="";
body="If wishes were fishes we'd have some to fry.";
}
if (quotes==44) {
title="";
body="Love life, love God, lovesexy.
-Prince";
}
if (quotes==45) {
title="";
body="A dream you dream alone may be a dream, but a dream two people dream together is a reality.
-John Lennon";
}
if (quotes==46) {
title="";
body="Love is real, real is love. Love is you, you and me. Love is knowing, we can be.
-John Lennon";
}
if (quotes==47) {
title="";
body="Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination
-Mark Twain";
}
if (quotes==50) {
title="";
body="I've been on my feet all day, and now I'm on my hands and knees.
-Girl 6";
}
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